HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS...
and even if it isn't, it's still better than being somewhere else!
I got this as an email from someone. Tons of South Africans (mostly old whites who fear that they're going to lose all their money as the ANC destroys their country) run away from the Motherland to greener pastures in Australia or somewhere else they can get a passport for.
This one tried Canada...
WARNING: This email contains language not best seen by the faint of heart!
South African in Canada ...
This is an excerpt from the diary of a South African who moved to Canada to get away from crime.
November 14th
It started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snow we have ever seen. The wife took out buttered buns and sat by the window watching t he soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
November 15th
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight! Every tree and shrub was covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the first time and loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snowplough came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. But the driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shovelled again.
November 16th
It snowed an additional twelve centimetres last night and the temperature has dropped to around four degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs have snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shovelled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish grey.
November 17th
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon became ice again. Bought snow tyres for both cars. Slipped on my arse in the driveway, paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately nothing broken. More snow and ice expected.
November 18th
Still cold. Sold my wife's car and bought a 4x4 in order to get to work. Slid on the guard-rail and did considerable damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 15 centimetres of white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shovelling in store for me today. That damn snowplough came by twice yesterday.
November 19th
2 degrees outside! More f%$£ing snow. Not a tree or shrub on our property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the f%$£ing house down. I managed to put the flames out but suffered second degree burns on my hands and lost all my eyebrows and eyelashes. Car slid on the white shit on the way to the hospital and was totalled.
November 20th
Mother f%$£ing white kak keeps coming down!
I have to put on all the clothes I own just to get to the mailbox.
If I ever catch that son of a bitch that drives that f%$£ing snowplough, I'll chew open his chest and rip his heart out. I think he hides around the f%$£ing corner and waits for me to finish shovelling, then comes down the street at about 160km/hr and buries our driveway again. F%$£ing power still off. The shithouse froze and parts of the roof have started to cave in
November 21st
Twelve more centimetres of f%$£ing snow and f%$£ing ice and f%$£k knows what other kind of f%$£ing white shit fell last night.
I wounded the f%$£ing snowplough p%$£s with a pick, but the bastard got away.
The wife has f%$£ed off and left me.
The f%$£ing car won't start and I think I'm going f%$£ing snow-blind.
I can't move my f%$£ing toes, haven't seen the f%$£ing sun in weeks and there's more f%$£ing snow predicted.
Wind chill is 30 f%$£ing degrees below zero!!
November 22nd
Ff%$£K THIS! I am moving back to South Africa !!!!!!!!!
and even if it isn't, it's still better than being somewhere else!
I got this as an email from someone. Tons of South Africans (mostly old whites who fear that they're going to lose all their money as the ANC destroys their country) run away from the Motherland to greener pastures in Australia or somewhere else they can get a passport for.
This one tried Canada...
WARNING: This email contains language not best seen by the faint of heart!
South African in Canada ...
This is an excerpt from the diary of a South African who moved to Canada to get away from crime.
November 14th
It started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snow we have ever seen. The wife took out buttered buns and sat by the window watching t he soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
November 15th
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight! Every tree and shrub was covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the first time and loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snowplough came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. But the driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shovelled again.
November 16th
It snowed an additional twelve centimetres last night and the temperature has dropped to around four degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs have snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shovelled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish grey.
November 17th
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon became ice again. Bought snow tyres for both cars. Slipped on my arse in the driveway, paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately nothing broken. More snow and ice expected.
November 18th
Still cold. Sold my wife's car and bought a 4x4 in order to get to work. Slid on the guard-rail and did considerable damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 15 centimetres of white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shovelling in store for me today. That damn snowplough came by twice yesterday.
November 19th
2 degrees outside! More f%$£ing snow. Not a tree or shrub on our property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the f%$£ing house down. I managed to put the flames out but suffered second degree burns on my hands and lost all my eyebrows and eyelashes. Car slid on the white shit on the way to the hospital and was totalled.
November 20th
Mother f%$£ing white kak keeps coming down!
I have to put on all the clothes I own just to get to the mailbox.
If I ever catch that son of a bitch that drives that f%$£ing snowplough, I'll chew open his chest and rip his heart out. I think he hides around the f%$£ing corner and waits for me to finish shovelling, then comes down the street at about 160km/hr and buries our driveway again. F%$£ing power still off. The shithouse froze and parts of the roof have started to cave in
November 21st
Twelve more centimetres of f%$£ing snow and f%$£ing ice and f%$£k knows what other kind of f%$£ing white shit fell last night.
I wounded the f%$£ing snowplough p%$£s with a pick, but the bastard got away.
The wife has f%$£ed off and left me.
The f%$£ing car won't start and I think I'm going f%$£ing snow-blind.
I can't move my f%$£ing toes, haven't seen the f%$£ing sun in weeks and there's more f%$£ing snow predicted.
Wind chill is 30 f%$£ing degrees below zero!!
November 22nd
Ff%$£K THIS! I am moving back to South Africa !!!!!!!!!
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