The world according to Valkenburg: Dec '13

Cath cut her hair and sent the family group a piccie on watts app. I think her mom thought she looked like someone she knew… and sent a pic of herself when SHE was a bit younger. Similarities?

List of things that piss me off

A blocked nose
Biased sports commentators
Blaspheming
Booing when a kicker is lining up a shot at goal
British sports media
bum hair
Chaffing
Cheats
Chocolate with nuts in it
Condescending people
Cramp
Cruelty to animals
Die-hard feminists
Flies
Generally negative people
Hillary Clinton
Ignorant people
Impunctuality
Ivanovic fist pumps
Knackers
Liars
Maria Sharapova's grunting
Not finding things where I put them
Over-competativeness
Paris Hilton
People who are anti-South Africa
People who cut in on you when you're driving
People who hoot at you if you haven't moved when the light changed to green one second ago
People who need a middle initial
People who say 'a jean', 'a pant' or 'a scissor'
People who say c***
People who sniff continually
People who throw out perfectly good food
People who whine
People who write your when they mean you're and vice-versa
People whose phones go off every 30 seconds
Political correctness
Rudeness
Slow drivers
Struggling to come up with a metaphor
The Heineken Cup
Water wasters
Wussy soccer players

The world according to Valkenburg

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Dec '13 - Cath and Fi

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The World according to Valkenburg